Information on BJ Techniques
Many men like to have their scrotums tickled and stroked when you're going down on them. I'm partial to making particularly in light little fingernail-tip circles over the butt and balls. And don't forget the delightful reactions you can produce by teasing the t'ain't (the perineum, or the strip of skin between the bottom of the scrotum and the anus) or the asshole itself.
For those of you who like to multitask, a blowjob is an excellent time to slide a lubed (and gloved) finger into your sweetheart's nether passage and give him a sweet little prostate-massaging fingerfuck. It'll do him good.
The condomed blowjob is another advanced technique that requires a little practice. Many people prefer to suck cock with condoms these days for safer sex reasons, and while I'll be the last to argue that latex tastes anywhere near as good as a nice friendly penis, safer blowjobs definitely have their potentially life-saving merits.
Flavoured condoms, devoid of the evil nonoxynol-9 that tastes dreadful and numbs your tongue, are available for oral sex use. I like the Kiss of Mint ones, but the banana flavoured ones I tried, Freudianly appropriate as such a flavoring may be in a condom, were irreparably vile.
No matter what you use, put a few drops of lube on the inside of the condom to better transmit sensation to your partner, and remember to avoid the reservoir tip models. That little dingus of latex at the end is hell on the gag reflex.
With a bit of practice, you can even roll a condom on with your lips and tongue (mind your teeth), enabling you to hide a rubber in your cheek and slip it on at literally the last minute. Sometimes the man in question may not even know he's had a condom put on him. How's that for a party trick?
Now, it must be noted that blowjobs can end in several different ways. They can be a prelude to fucking or an activity on their own. In either case, they can end with or without ejaculation. Some men don't come from blowjobs, and that's that. As with penetration for many women, it just doesn't give some people the right kind of stimulation. This isn't something you or anyone should take personally -- it's just the way it is. It doesn't mean that your partner doesn't enjoy the hell out of being sucked and licked, it simply means that he's unlikely to ejaculate as a result.
At this point, some of you are undoubtedly wondering where you can find one of the ones that won't squirt in your mouth. Not everyone likes having their partner cum in their mouth, whether for safer sex reasons or simply because they don't like the taste, texture, or sensation. With a little canny management, this doesn't have to be a problem.
(Note: since this column was originally written, new information has come out regarding HIV and other STD transmission through oral sex. The rates for HIV/STD transmission via fellatio are now considered to be considerably higher than was formerly thought. Therefore, The Fat Broad suggests that you always use condoms when you give blowjobs, or at the very least, do not permit your partner to ejaculate in your mouth. Yeah, I know it's not as much fun, but it sucks a lot less than dying, so kwitcherbitchin' and go buy some Kiss of Mint condoms already.)
As any mainstream
porn video will show you, lots of men rather enjoy the sight of semen spurting across a lover's face or chest. In the second or so between that tell-tale last-moment throb-and-swell and the famous sploot!, you can easily readjust penile trajectory. Some delectably tawdry souls have even been known to enjoy the process of "getting a facial," as it's known in the trade. Messy can be fun. Alternately, just let him cum on his own belly. No muss, no fuss, no aftertaste.
If you do let your lover come in your mouth, you have three options as for what to do with the proceeds: spit, swallow, or share. If you must spit, try your best not to look despondent or green about the gills. Just grab a Kleenex or take a quick trot to the loo, spit, rinse if you like, and get your hiney back in bed for more fun. Swallowing should be pretty self-explanatory.
Sharing can be a lot of fun, too. A favorite double feature for some women is to slide on top while their partner is still hard and start riding his almost-too-sensitive, just-post-ejaculation hard-on while they lean forward and share the cum with him. It's the sort of thing that lends the phrase "waiting for the second coming" a whole new meaning.
As if it weren't already immediately apparent, when it comes to oral sex, I'm what you might call a fan. I like going down on my lovers. I find penises attractive. I like the way they feel in my mouth and on my tongue. I like the way they taste (freshly washed equipment only, please).
I'm also an inordinate fan of the power and control that comes along with giving a partner really good head. Many of my conversations with my colleagues-in-cocksucking have revolved around how much we enjoy feeling like the center of a lover's universe. That's where my deep-down, hardwired love of performing oral sex on any partner, male or female, comes from.
free gay pornThere's a lot to be said for being able to dole out that kind of pleasure. Couple it with the sensory pleasures of taste, texture, friction, and what foodies call "mouth-feel," and sucking dick can be enough, all by itself, to get some of us cocksuckers off.
Ultimately, it's that desire, the fact that you want to give the world's best blowjob that lets you do it. Keeping a partner's pleasure foremost in your mind when you've got him on the tip of your tongue will keep your name on the tip of his for a long time to come.